Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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