Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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