eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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