sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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