Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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