Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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