he shaved USA in his pubs
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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