none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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