I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
