I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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