It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Acid is not a monday night drug
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
