The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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