I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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