I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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