I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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