I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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