goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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