how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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