Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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