I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.