wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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