We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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