I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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