How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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