yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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