Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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