i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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