That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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