Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it's like iHOP with fire
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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