Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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