I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
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Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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