Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Randomize