That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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