anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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