Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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