SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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