If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently you make a good broom.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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