is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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