Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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