I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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