you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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