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Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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