i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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