This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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