Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i barfeds in our rink
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?