i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know