elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work