just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
