Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"it" just moved
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize
