he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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