do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
God I need to hump something, right now.
How naked do you want me to be?
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