Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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