I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
