Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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