Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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