I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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