Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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